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I keed you. I'm keeeed-ing. Aren't I such a keeddeer?
I'm using GPS-guided humor to make a point, that through the dint of God-given American superiority, Americans should sit back and worry about things that are important.
Nord-strommm. Wal-Marttt. Crate & Barrellll.
We're turning their civilization into crate and barrels. Civilization? Civilization, my asssssss. They'll call any two-bit standing nation with a standing army a civilization. Fortunately, there's not much that crate and barrel Iraqi civilization can do about it.